You will wake up when i snap!

To all of those who travel you may be familiar with this natural phenomenon. When you fly on a plane at the end of the flight a "ding" occurs letting all the passengers know that the seat belt sign is now off. Technically all this means is that the plane is no longer moving and it is safe to take off the seat belt. Why then at this junction do ALL of the patrons on the flight stand up instantly as if that noise means the plane has caught fire. Everyone is hypnotized. It turns into a certified fiasco. People reach across each other for luggage, smash one another in the aisle way and create ridiculous chaos. Passengers in the BACK are saturating the aisles, but the moral of the story is no one can go anywhere yet! The doors aren't even open you savages. The folks in coach are jamming up the aisles in first class but nobody can go anywhere yet. It gets worse, if by chance you checked any luggage, the luggage carousel probably isn't even going to be moving by the time you get there let alone have your gigantic luggage spinning yet. That huge luggage is going to slow you down when you get it anyway you drones. What's the rush, its like everybody on the plane is late for the same meeting. We need to establish some etiquette for plane travel. If the row in front of you hasn't even had the chance to get the blood circulating through their legs by standing up then fall back and continue your small talk with the person next to you that you will never see again. Have some patience people, it is a virtue.